Gray funnies
June 24 2014
Owen was crying. Gray said "Owen, baby, waaaaahhh" "baby crying"
Sings sunbeams "Jesus...sunbeam...home school play...sunbeam him"
"Wuz tha noise"
"Whose dat name"
"Know what mom?"
New socks! New socks!
When I got new workout socks
Always says "hey I've got an idea" and then just says any word
Sings all of both versus to a child's prayer and other songs. Jingle bells. Bingo. Sunbeams.
Week ago had a
butter knife and said to owen "I'll slice you." Then acted like he was
slicing his throat. Sometimes he's a little disturbing.
April 14, 2015
Gray: my kitty is in jail
M: he is?
G: yeah. My kitty called me a rat so I had to put him in jail.
M: gray I need to cut your hair before we go to California
G: no I like it long
M: it will be too hot
G: it will be cold in the ocean.
Aug. 11 2015
Telling holland goodnight:
"Night night dragon"
Andy
said no more toys in the tub since the flooded the bathroom. Gray asked
"will you throw them away? Or hide them?" Andy said hide them. Gray
said "where? In your office? We will find them!"
Owen funnies
Feb 18 2014
Early I told Owen he was frustrating me and he said "frustrating? Dad sometimes gets frustrating. Like he was building a tower and it was almost going apart and he says it frustrating" hahahaha
Hahaha
Owen closed the door and he just told me to open it so the Holy Ghost
can come in here. When I opened it he asked "is he in here?"
Then he said "the Holy Ghost is by me. And he boo'd you"
Watching snowboarding and tried to do it off the couch and hurt his knee
Asked
about the tanning oil. I said it makes your skin more brown and he said
"but I don't want my skin brown. I just want it white."
Feb 2014
O: how did Jesus just make the frosted flakes?
M: he taught some man to make them
O: what man?
M:I dunno. Mr. Kellogg's
I
explained how they cut my back to get my cyst out and he said "I gonna
go kill them" ur gonna go kill who? "the dr's" then I explained they cut
my back to help me. "oh". Haha
Owen
after prayers asked what the commandments are. I said we follow them to
get back to Jesus. He said like go to church. And the temple. When I
your age I'll go to the temple. It I'll just be Owen though and not wear
a dress
Mom where'd the sun go?
It went down cu it's night
Uh oh where's it go? Who pushed it down?
May 22, 2014
O: did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Like it said on tv? It will hurt if you fall from heaven
June 18, 2014
when
we were downstairs gray kept taking Owen's tower blocks and running and
throwing them and Owen said "why does he do that" and I said cuz
sometimes he's naughty and he said "why'd we get a naughty one. don't
get a naughty one. Why don't we just get a girl one and she won't be
naughty and take my blocks." Lol
(Chick
fil a sign) oh there's a cow. It not a real one. It doesn't walk. It
was just a picture. (Cows in field) oh there's real cows cuz they walk
Wearing some crazy patterned workout pants and Owen said "great pants, mom"
What's that smell? It smells like a squirrel farted!
"I got a new job too mom"
"What is it?"
"To get married"
"Oh yeah you can do that when you get older and find a girl you love and want to be with forever"
"Yeah, so you wanna help me find a girl mom?"
"I sure do when you are big like mom and dad"
Telling grandma Kano about his bday and age said "I was there, remember?" And he said "oh yeah, you were wearing that shirt"
Cool new socks mom
Aug14 2014
Asked if the doctor had a baby in his belly
Lives in Cali with pirates "no I didn't dream it. I just really went there"
Gray was trying to pull the baskets apart and Owen said "I will help you cuz I'm a monkey and monkeys are strong" hahahahah
Oct 20 2014
Owen was talking in the bedroom before he came out and so when he came out this was our conversation
M: who were ya talking to in there?
O: well no one. It was just a pretend witch.
M: oh what were you telling her?
O: well lots of things. Like don't take our food.
November 4
We
were talking about having a baby. Owen said he wants thousands of
babies. He made Andy say a prayer to ask Heavenly Father to give us a
baby and when he said that Owen whispered "thousands of babies" and made
Andy ask for thousands
O: mom do you have to go to the dr to get your belly cut open?
M:no
O: well how will you get that baby out when it's done growing
O: hey grandma, my mom pees in cups!
(I had to explain that the boys had gone to the doctor with me when I had to give a urine sample)
April 14, 2015
I asked if he wanted me to lay by him to go to sleep.
O: where?
M: your bed
O: there's not room. You can lay by Grayson
M: I wanna lay by you or I'm just going to go get ready for bed in my room
O: you can just go
M: 😢
Owen was wearing a plain white tee
O: mom is this my garments?
M: no garments are special underwear you get when you go to the temple. That's just a t-shirt
O: oh. Are these my t-bottoms (pointing to white unders)
Owen
is a blood hound. He was I bed and yelled for me. I had a graham with
Nutella. I cracked the door and he immediately said "what's in your
hand? I saw something square". I told him nothing and went in and closed
the door so it was dark as he said "you had something. It smells like
crackers and chocolate. Let me smell your hand" I put my hand up and he
said "you must have been eating it out there". He couldn't even see
anything!!!
June 16, 2015
Tonight
was one of those nights that Owen wouldn't stop talking. He was stuck
in the "I really want to be an astronaut" topic but said he wants me and
dad and gray to go to outer-space with him because it's dark and scary.
Then he says: "what if an octopus went to Mars and laid eggs? How would
an octopus do that? It wouldn't cuz there aren't octopus on Mars. Only
space monsters and aliens" hahah.
Then
he said "he needs an astronaut suit. Where do you get those? Probably
at an astronaut store that says 'get astronaut clothes here'" oh man!
July 12, 2015
Asked
Owen what he learned in church. He said "the gospital" I asked what
specifically in the gospel. He said they had a camp fire and talked
about horse and a bull. I said the pioneers. He said yea and I asked
"what did they do? Did they walk across the plains?" And he said "no
mom. Not planes. Thy had wagons"
July31 2015
I got dressed in some basketball shorts and a t-shirt and Owen told me I looked fancy!
August 10 2015
Meeting Holland:
Her head is so tiny! And her nose is so tiny!
August 11 2015
Bringing holland home Owen said "She said 'ok I'm outta here' and she bust out of your belly"
"I didn't know our baby sister could be so cute"
She grabbed his finger and he looked surprised and said " I didn't know she knew how to hold hands"
Her eyes are beautiful!
Owen had eye
infection. Owen wanted to kiss her goodnight so I told him he could blow
her a kiss and he cried and said "that's just like kissing yourself!!"
Haha. He was so mad.
Talking about the nurse at the clinic that gave him a sucker:
"Mom, I told that girl thank you for my sucker and she didn't say you're welcome. She was acting like her ears were broken!"
Owen says "can you change her poopy diaper and put some beautiful clothes on her?"
Owen was putting his hand all in Holland's face and stuff and she spit up on him and he gagged! Hahahaha
Then when he came out from washing his hand he said "this is the first time I ever got puked on by a baby"
Holland is eating and Owen asked how she can hold her breath so long. Haha
Sept 3
Owen told me he's allergic to girl hair cuz Holland put hers in his face and it made him sneeze.
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